Safe to go back to the chili again

If you've been put off of going to Wendy's because of the story of the lady finding a severed finger in it, don't worry. It was all a hoax she had put together for some quick cash in a settlement. Really, how badly must you want to avoid getting a job to hide a severed human finger in your chili to pay the light bill? It also makes you wonder if there's some guy out there who can now only count to nine (based on his assumed intelligence if he went along with this. Let's give him credit he'd use his toes and go all the way to 19)and is wondering if he'll ever get his payday.