Monday, July 18, 2005

Adulterers now have a place in the greeting card section

It's great that crazy (married) kids in love can now voice their love to one another via greeting cards. Reading this gave me one of those "hell in a handbasket" moments for society in general and our country in particular. Kelly Boggs has a good column on Baptist Press going a little more into this.

Come to think of it, maybe I'm being a little too harsh. Actually, there are other star-crossed lovers who might need their own place in the Hallmark store coming soon.

Pedofiles -- Why should age be such a hinderance?

Beastiality -- Species, shmeshies. It's all good.

Cars, boats, etc. -- Guys already give them female names. You're basically only one step away from a visit to a Massachusetts altar to make it legit.

Here's something to consider. Take the effort you put into covering up your infidelity and use it to fix up your marriage. Your kids will appreciate it.